Name: Hi, my name is Merlo, like the coffee!
Where do you live? I live in Cleveland.
How long have you lived there? I’ve lived in Cleveland since 2017.
What’s your favourite local walk? Bah! Humbug! There shall be no exercise. I only need to inspect the perimeter of my abode.
What is your most treasured toy? My human, Greg.
What is your favourite food? Steak. Oh, and do make it organic and grass-fed, please!
What’s your worst habit? Shame on you! I have no bad habits, though Greg may disagree. He clearly doesn’t understand that me waking him up at 11pm, midnight, 1am, 2am, etc., etc., etc., is just a sign that l love him. A blind man would see how obvious my love is when I smack him on the face when he pretends to be asleep.
What is your favourite local hangout? Anywhere there is a sleeping opportunity is my favourite hangout.
Your best animal friend? I am a free-ranging feline; I do not need another animal in my world. Though I tolerate my mother’s sister’s dog.
Do you have any funny or embarrassing stories to share with us? I might sleep an inordinately large amount, but if there is an opportunity, I cross the road and visit the neighbours – whoosh! I am there. And all you will see is a flash of glorious white at lightning speed. The grass truly is greener.
What do people love most about you? Let me count the ways…